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everyone sucks but me. [Nov. 8th, 2005|11:16 am]
deevon fantastic
The following is a list of things Ive said recently that I regret....

thanks for reading.
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Mmmm, hmmm. [Jul. 11th, 2005|11:31 pm]
deevon fantastic
[audio: |penile suffocation - it's my party and I'll die if I want to]

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(no subject) [Apr. 21st, 2005|07:39 am]
deevon fantastic
[Im feeling... |ecstaticecstatic]

God Damn, I love this girl.
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all surveys, all the time. [Feb. 9th, 2005|01:47 am]
deevon fantastic
1. First Name: Devon

2. Were you named after anyone? Depends on which version of "how was my name decided?" I get. Sometimes yes, sometimes no.

3. Do you wish on stars? I did once, and it was for them to start making "captain planet" action figures... and Im proud to say, I own a Captain Planet action figure.

4. Which finger is your favourite? Middle. Cause Im hardcore.

5. When did you last cry? While on mushrooms. Saturday night.

6. Do you like your handwriting? It's been better.

7. What is your favourite lunch meal? Traditional style Fallafell.

9. What is your most embarrassing CD on the shelf? dc talk - jesus freak.

10. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? If I was good enough for me...

11. Are you a dare-devil? I dabbled in daredevilism breifly.

12. Have you ever told a secret you swore to never tell? Yes. And I'll do it again.

13. Do looks matter? Well, when you look this good...

14. Have you ever misused a word and it sounded absolutely stupid? Pineapple

15. Do you think there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? I know for a fact there isn't, just a lot of hail.

16. Do fish have feelings? Yes.

17. Are you trendy? I guess so.

18. How do you release anger? Violence... well, threat's of violence. Often involving a knife.

19. Where is your second home? Conestoga College, Graphic Art's cave.

20. Do you trust others easily? A few others yes.

21. What was your favourite toy as a child? My Thundercat's toy, or He-Man toys.

22. What class in school do you think is totally useless? Most of them.

23. Do you use sarcasm a lot? I don't even know anymore.

25. Have you ever been in a mosh pit? More times than I can count.

26. What do you look for in a girl/guy? Awesomeosity.

27. What are your nicknames? Deevon, deevon666, deevon fantastic...

28. Would you ever bungee jump? sure.

30. Do you think that you are strong? yes... strong smelling! Oh snap.

31. What's your favourite ice cream flavour? *VANILLA*

32. What's your favourite colour? Green. Or if you want to include shades, Black.

33. What is your least favourite food? Out of food I can eat, Cabbage Rolls.

34. How many wisdom teeth do you have? All of them.

35. Are you in love with anyone? Yes, and you should probably be jealous.

36. How many people have a crush on you right now? Just one.

37. Who do you miss most right now? Hawly.

38. Do you want everyone you send this to, to send it back? Yes. Every last one of them.

39. What colour pants are you wearing? Grey. Dark, often mistaken for black, grey.

40. What are you listening to right now? Weezer.

41. What are the last 4 digits of you telephone number? 4606.

42. What was the last thing you ate? The first slice of toast on my place, Im working on the second.

44. How is the weather right now? Night time.

45. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? The Conestoga College Automated Message System.

46. First thing you notice about the opposite sex? Face.

47. How are you today? fan-fucking-tastic.

48. Hair colour? Black, and brown.

49. Eye colour? Green

50. Do you wear contacts? I wear glasses.

51. Last movie you watched? I fell asleep to Billy Madison today.

Coming soon, more internet quiz results.
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welcome to my x-list. [Feb. 8th, 2005|09:21 pm]
deevon fantastic
If you think you might have done something to piss me off recently, you probably have. A lot of people I know, or thought I knew, or once knew, are fuCking retarded. And you know who you are. You can go fuck yourself. Everyday my list of people to stab in the neck seems to grow. Just when you think you know someone eh?

for those of you who this seems shocking too... you probably didn't do anything wrong.
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(no subject) [Feb. 7th, 2005|01:18 am]
deevon fantastic
[Im feeling... |indifferentindifferent]
[audio: |wire]

[Sexual Preference] Straight. Although I've made out with significantly more boys, than girls.
[Marital Status] in progress
[Height] 5' 8
[Shoe size] 10 and a half, or technically a 9EEE but who the fuck sells those?
[Parents still together] No.
[Siblings] Jessica, Adam, and Luke.
[Pets] Andrew WK, the Party Mouse.

[Colors] Green, and Black. Red's not too bad either.
[Number] 13?
[Animal] polar bear
[Drinks] non-alcoholic: hiwaiian punch, anything from the five alive collection, green HI-C, choclate soy milk. Alcoholic: Labatt 50, Fireball Whiskey, Polar Bear Shots, Rye and Coke.
[Soda] Cherry Coke, or Dr.Pepper. Haloween this year re-kindled my enjoyment for orange soda.
[Book] Party Monster, followed closely by A Clockwork Orange

Do you...
[Color your hair?] yes. Generally I colour it black, but Im thinking about going back to having green again.
[Twirl your hair?] no... why would I do that?
[Have tattoos?] I will shortly after Matt Lewis finnished my design.
[Have Piercings?] Coming soon.
[Have a boyfriend/girlfriend/both?] Girlfriend indeed.
[Cheat on tests/homework?] School is for suckers.
[Drink/Smoke?] occationally.
[Like roller coasters?] like a fat kid loves cake.
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] Yeah, Montreal would be pretty roCkin. I used to want to live in Toronto, but I generally hear it sucks as to live in. I used to really want to live in Denmark.
[Want more piercings?] considering I have zero, yes, very much so.
[Like cleaning?] Not near as much as I like making a mess.
[Write in cursive or print?] print.
[Sweat a lot?] not particularly.
[Own a web cam?] im very glad to say I dont.
[Know how to drive?] yes, I made Saskatchawan my BITCH.
[Own a cell phone?] Unfortunatly.
[Ever get off the damn computer?] all the fucking time.

Have you ever:
[Been in a fist fight?] In grade 4 I kicked a few peoples asses... I wouldn't really call it a fight.
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] Probably.
[Stolen anything?] Yes, a few times. Nothing major.
[Held a gun?] Yes, they're scary.
[Drank?] yes.
[Been so drunk you couldn't remember your name?] I don't think anyone's been that drunk. My brain exploded last night, and I still knew my name.
[Considered a life of crime?] all the fucking time. I want to "pull a job" so badly. It would be awesome.
[Considered being a hooker?] No. I dont think so anyway.
[Cried over a girl?] Yes, I can't handle seeing certain people hurt.
[Cried over a boy?] No.
[Lied to someone?] Oh yeah.
[Been in love?] I am right now... it's an awesome place to be.
[Fallen for your best friend?] I am in love with my best friend.
[Made out with JUST a friend?] Yes. And all but one of them, were boys.
[Been rejected?] mmm, hmm.
[Been in lust?] I actually have tried really hard to avoid being just "in lust" with someone. So I think the answer is no.
[Used someone?] Maybe.
[Been used?] Probably.
[Been cheated on?] No, because Im lucky.

[Current clothing] grey/black spants, white long johns, my threadless stereo shirt, and two different skill bandanas.
[Current mood] a-ok.
[Current taste] this inspired me to make a toasted peanut-butter sandwedge, so I would have an answer...
[What you currently smell like] like I fogot my backpack, wich contains my deoderant, in waterloo.
[Current hair] greesy, and knotted.
[Current thing I ought to be doing] Nothing.
[Current cds in stereo] Queen, Carpathian Forrest, The Blood Brothers, and the Dead Kennedys.
[Current crush] I don't have crushes anymore.
[Current job] Making 1 inch buttons.

The last time...
[Last book you read] Party Monster.
[Last movie you saw] Napolean Dynamite
[Last thing you ate] Toasted Peanut Butter Sandwedge.
[Last person you talked to on the phone] the ever so lovely Hawly
[Do drugs?] last night. my brain exploded.
[Have a dream that keeps coming back?] Yes, her name is Hawly.
[Play an instrument?] I play the guitars, and I play feedback.
[Believe there is life on other planets?] I don't care.
[Remember your first love?] Yes, very happiliy.
[Still love him/her?] yes ma'am.
[Read the newspaper?] I sometimes read "the spoke" and various local free magazines, that happen to be on newsprint.
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] I ceratinly hope so.
[Believe in miracles?] I believe in coincidence.
[Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?] Yes.
[Believe in God?] NO.
[Do well in school?] The last time i do well in school? actually a lot of these questions don't make sesne for this heading...
[Go to or plan to go to college] I applied.
[Wear hats?] I used to. I might bring it back.
[Hate yourself?] Im so fucking aweseome... but sometimes.
[Have an obsession?] Nothing unhealthy.
[Have a secret crush?] nope.
[Collect anything?] Locust and Fuck the Fact's music.
[Have a best friend?] I pitty the person who doesnt.
[Close friends?] Many.
[Like your handwriting?] I think it's getting better... But I thought it was cool looking when it was super scrawly.
[Care about looks?] Mildly. It was hard to untrain 6 years of being "so punk."

Love life
[First crush] ?
[single or attached?] attaced at the hip.
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] lust at first sight happens a lot more often.
[Do you believe in "the one?"] I really do.
[Have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing?] I've played "lets get undressed"
[Are you a tease?] Not in general.
[Shy to make the first move?] Doesnt really matter anymore, now does it?

Are you a...
[Wuss] I wouldn't say so.
[Druggy] I've started experementing, but I wouldn't consider myself a druggy.
[Daydreamer] mmm, hmm.
[Freak] depends if your a dumbfuck jock or not.
[Dork] I don't really know?
[Bitch/Asshole] Im a bitchin' asshole.
[Brat] I dont think so... maybe?
[Sarcastic] Never.
[Angel] yes... Im an angel
[Devil] sure...?
[Shy] ...
[Talkative] If I can think of something.
[Flirty] No.

So there you have it. Another drop of water to the ocean that is my live journal surveys.
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I am fabulous. [Jan. 14th, 2005|05:37 am]
deevon fantastic
[audio: |Children Of Bordem - Needed 24/7]

You are Michael Alig. You are king of the Club
Kids. You are the crack-smoking gay party
promoter with a penchant for hotpants, red
lipstick and Andy Worhol. You created some of
the wildest parties this country has ever seen.
You had it all.. fame, money,.. men. So what if
you helped kill your drug dealer, chopped off
his legs, sprinkled him with baking soda, and
humped the box you stuffed him in. You're still
pretty and you know it!

Which one of Michael Alig's Club Kids are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

mmmmm, hmmm.
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dental hijinx [Jan. 7th, 2005|02:32 am]
deevon fantastic
[audio: |Back to the Future Overture - the Outatime Orchesa]

So I got to the dentists office right on time, we would have been early but for some reason, although the roads were quite nice, other cars had decided to going rate for speed was 40km/h so that slowed us down. We walked in, (we being Hawly and I) and I was proudly sporting a delicious cherry coke in hand, and went up to the front desk, were I was greated with, Hello Devon, we'll be right with you, without having to say who I was. At the doctors office I've been going to my whole life, the receptionist doesnt remember me, but this one does... wich I found to be odd, but whatever. So then we sat down to wait... for a good 10 minutes or so, wich was made a ton more fun by playing mario tennis on the 64 intended for children but comendered by yours truley... and they said "come on in Devon, the dentist will be right with you" So I go in, get my bib thing on, and sit in the chair.

After a long period of waiting (considering I was told that the dentist would be RIGHT in) I had to use the bathroom, and I some lady at a desk where it was, and she directed me down the hall. Now, I walked down the hall, and other people knew my name too, this tall black lady said "Oh, hello Devon" and I was confused, and remembered seeing her the first time I came in, but never talked to her before, and I was like "oh hello mrs.i-look-like-mista-mo-but-in-a-good-way" I didn't actually call her that, I just said "hello". I went into the bathroom, and while standing there, doing my business... I noticed a cabinate. At this point I'll inform you I was using the "employee's only" bathroom. And I decided I felt like beeing nosey, and opened it. I knew there was something inside because it had that smokey kinda glass on it, were you can see through, but cant really tell whats on the other side. And surprize surprize, it was a cabinate full of toothbrushes. If I would have known the name of the dentist that FUCKED me over with all this tooth pain, I would have givin his toothbrush a little something. A little something I call "my godawful cold" but alas, I didn't know, so I washed my hands and headed back to my waiting chair. On the walk back, I noticed that he lady who directed me to the bathroom was drinking coke. Not diet coke, regular coca-cola. Wich I found to be slightly odd for a dental employee, and it made my intentially show-offery of my cherry coke seem a lot less spitefull.

I waited and waited and waited in that chair, breased through a national geographic about egypt and volcanoes... and finally the dentist showed up. You know what someone is mad at you, and you have to talk to them, but there in a different room facing away from the door, and you sorta quietly walk in and adress them softly with a "hello......"? That's how the dentist came it, it was almost as if he had read my live journal. I told him the problem, and how what I said last time was still it... and he took a look and decided that I was completly right... wich made me feel a bit better, having him ackowledge that although he has years of dental schooling and all this, I DID know what I was talking about. So he sanded the left side down (like I asked for) wich then coincidentally offset the right side, and he sanded that side down too... and then my mouth could close. hip... hip... horray. I know have a tooth on the right side that is to date... the worst feeling tooth in the history of man kind. Remember when you had the fillings in your mouth, that were the silver mercury ones? and that feeling you would get if you chewed on tinfoil? Well, I get that feeling, if my top tooth, hits my bottom tooth. So you can imagine how much that fucking blows... but it hurt more yesterday than it does today, and hopefully it will get better. But yes, back to the dentist, he told me to call him to let him know how things are going, and Im beging to think they might actually be concerned for me, or my business anyway, as they have been really nervoulsy nice to me.

After all that cal, Hawly and I went to value village, where I got the deal of a life time. For 74 cents, I bought, in perfect condition, the Back to the Future soundtrack, on vinyl. And I have the power of love stuck in my head right now. There was also a crazy man yelling at someone for "cutting in line" and it was hilarious, and I was really hoping a fight would break out. But it didnt. The crazy man looked like Hutton will look, in about 40 or 50 years. It was awesome.

We then went to cafe aquarius, were I got two different slices of vegan pizza, one of wich was fallefell themed, and the other of wich had cashew cheese on it. It was goddamned fantastic. And Hawly got this rediculously good lasagna, also with cashew cheese, and tofu cottage-cheese, wich was absolutly delicious.

HOLY SHIT! I forgot to mention the BEST part about value village. Hawly bought a present for Eric. It's a FURBY hat... its a hat, that looks like a furby. So we delivered that, and played Mario party. We were going to out bowling, but I felt like a pile of shit, so we went home. I ate a lot at my house, I was unreasonably hungry, I dont understand it still actually. But yeah, we played Taboo with my mom and sister, and then I pretty much just went to bed... and Hawly went home.

Later today Im going to a play in Woodstock. Sara, who is Stacie's little sister, has a lead role. Sara = Awesome.
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farewell to all of you... [Jan. 5th, 2005|11:55 pm]
deevon fantastic
this is an open goodbye to all of you, as there is a high fucking potential that I will arrested for manslaughter later today. I dont know if you've been aware, but I had dental work done on December 13th, and ever since leaving my teeth have hurt. I went back to get things adjusted a few weeks ago, and they said "there you go!" and I told them it wasn't right, but they assured me that despite the fact I still couldn't fucking close my mouth properly, and that my teeth were still hitting together before I was fully biting down... that THEY know what there talking about a lot more than I do... and after telling them I can't just come back tommorow if it's not right, I dont live in Guelph... they told me to just come back tommorow if there's still a problem. So that fucking sucked, and I have an appointment today...

Now to describe my current mood. I've had about an hour and a half of sleep, not because I wanted to stay up all night, but because I have a rediculously horrible cold, and couldn't breath, and therefore couldn't sleep. And that hour and half of sleep was scattared sleep, not constant. On top of that, It's hard to sleep when your teeth are CONSTANTLY in pain (not just semi-sore tooth pain, I've been eating ibeprofen like motherfucking candy). And just to top things off, I have some sort of cold sores or something on my inner lips, and the outer lips are really chapped. So I spent my night wanting to die. I might as well start blowing my nose with sandpaper, because things aren't going to feel any different. So if dr.mc-fuckingretardedknowitallcuntwhore doesn't fix my goddamned teeth to my FUCKING LIKING, Im going to stab him in the face with his dentist chair.

So yeah, if shit goes down, and I never see any of you again, it was nice knowing you, and be sure to send me lots of letters.
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fuck you [Dec. 20th, 2004|06:09 am]
deevon fantastic
[audio: |leftover crack - fuck world trade]

First off, Im drunk at conestoga college. Secondly, sorry for telling you to fuck off.

So its like 6:09 in the morning, I've been up straight for a long time now, and Hawly is working her ass off for her evaluation. I for some reason had the urge to update, so skrink-la-da here it is.

Not too much has been going on, as far as I can remember. I haven't started christmas shopping, I have a few ideas, and even fewer dollars. I know everything will work out fantastically though... like a christmas special. Iron Bitchface played 3 shows in two days. Guelph on friday, were I ended up going to the rotten's house to hang out with them (they lived litterally right across the street from the venue... look out your front window, see that house or conveience store... if you lived at Jan/Ang's house, you would be looking at the polish hall) then Saturday we played in Woodstock, in the biggest venue ever, I think the capaisty was 4000. And then back at the Lancaster Tavern in waterloo. I love digital delay pedals, and once I stop being a worthless slacker, and get a job... I'll buy one for myself, and play with it for hours.

Oh yeah, Hawly's birthday was fantastic... Im not getting into specific, but it was super amazing. I got her a skull and cross bones brouche, cooked her one hell of a meal, and got her something else too... it was awesome.

I've been doing more photo-shop work this eveing, than I have in a while... check out my goddamned deviantart page to look how good I am.


so yeah, its 6:14 now, and Im still a little bit tipsy. And no, I dont think Im cool because of it. Oh yeah, I should explain why Im intoxicated....

Long story short, I had half a bottle of fireball wiskey in my bag, and I had to move Hawly's car to the McDonalds parking lot, so she wouldn't have to pay 4 dollars to leave the school... and on the way back, I figured drinking would keep me warm, and I took bigger swigs than anticipated. Luckliy, for those of you who dont know, fireball wiskey tastes just like cinemin hearts... so aces for this guy.

mmmmm, hmmmm.
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